Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted January 7, 2012 Administrators Share Posted January 7, 2012 As part of its commitment to excellence. OCW Headquarters has just announced the signing of 2 superstars whose collective experience dwarfs the life of OCW 18 fold. OCWFED.COM has reached out to Will Pepperton, and Skip Kerplowski. 2 Wrestlers who where popular in the Late 70's and Early 80's. When asked why bold move in hire such "Seasoned" talent. Our Hero had this to say. "OCW Embodies, Everything, from the flippy flip Mcgees, to the angry ignorant black youth,to the Samoan Party, To the annoying Scottish, to the Oily Europeans, to the sexually confused Americans, to whatever the hell Dane Xavier is, to even the greatest Shark that ever Lived LORD SHARK, So why I ask you shouldn't we sign 2 gentlemen who would have given Mother Gertrude the Oldest Diva in OCW a run for her money?" We went around to various talent to gauge interest! Jookie: "Dem sum old blud's, Blud." Omar Gibbs: "****** old." Crowe: "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" Tiberius Dupree: "Who?" K.Dangelo: "I will not be held responsible for brutalizing the elderly." David Jackson: "Is it still rape, if your too old to remember?" Leonheart: "I QUIT!, wait what was the question?" OCW is extremlely excited as the Pepperton / Kerplowski feud which has been active since the late 60's carries over into the OCW Ring, the one question remains who will fall victim to the Pepperton Sleeper, or the Kerplowski slam! 7 Quote 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jookie Marley Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Lollll thr fucking reporter..I told him ”dem ah some old youts, blood.” the reporter got my reactoon fucked up. Quote 3x EX Division Champion 1x Hardcore Champion 1x Light Heavyweight Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Cruz Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 ¿Qué? Quote http://i.imgur.com/NOGlB.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Hennig Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 David Jackson: "Is it still rape, if your too old to remember?" Leonheart: "I QUIT!, wait what was the question?" An air tasking order (ATO) is a means by which the Joint Forces Air Component Commander (JFACC) controls air forces within a joint operations environment. The ATO is a large document written in United States Message Text Format (USMTF) that lists air sorties for a fixed 24-hour period, with individual call signs, aircraft types, and mission types (i.e. close air support or air refueling). The ATO is created by an air operations center which has command and control for a particular theater (i.e. Combined Air Operations Center for Southwest Asia). More specifically, the Combat Plans Division of the AOC is responsible for creating the ATO. Use of the standardized USMTF allows ATO processing by a variety of legacy computer models, newer software, and even word processors. Since 2004, the ATO has been standardized as an XML schema by NATO Allied Data Publication-3 and US MIL-STD-6040. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Morrison Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I think the quotes from the wrestlers are more entertaining than the actual announcement for Joe Peppercorn, and Marty Cheesedick. Quote Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Dupree Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 talk about old old school lol Quote "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Jackson Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Pam Ann has been featured in an advertising campaign for British Airways with over 1.25m views in a 6 week period. Qantas have Pam Ann’s Live DVD ‘Come Fly with Me’ in their in-flight programming. Most recently Pam Ann has been working closely with JetBlue and will be performing on their first ever JetPride flight which is a first on any US carrier operating from San Francisco to Long Beach for the Long Beach Pride. On 21 April 2010 she was the featured entertainment at JetBlue's party to celebrate the launch of their new Sabre reservation system, held at JetBlue's hangar at JFK Airport. In Australia, Pam Ann starred in her own television talk show, The Pam Ann Show on the national Foxtel comedy channel. She also hosted Australia’s live broadcast of Mardi Gras 2009, airing in over 2 million households. She also appeared on the TV shows Project Runway UK and Britain’s Next Top Model. From a sellout worldwide tour in 2009 covering Europe, UK, Iceland, Canada, Australia, and the USA Pam Ann continues to sell out tours globally and will commence another worldwide tour in 2011. Pam Ann has performed at the highly acclaimed London Palladium (2 sellout solo performances) and 2 sold out shows at the London Hammersmith Apollo. In 2010, Caroline Reid prepared to expand Pam Ann’s notoriety state-side relocated to NYC. A proud Australian, Pam revealed in a UK interview that she no longer would want to live in Australia. “Well, I loved being back there, and I’ll probably get killed for this, but I don’t think I could live out there anymore!... Don’t get me wrong, it’s so nice to go home and spend time there, but after living in London and New York, I think my atte Quote http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/383813_10150416716952781_147904157780_8515390_2054734349_n.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazard Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Just give these old farts an finger of doom and you won the match via knockout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugh Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 This is not an illusion, this is not a mirage, this is the second coming of Skip Kayyy Peeeee Also, shut up Hazard Quote No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Valentine Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Priceless. Ahahahahahahahaha. Yeah it's funny Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That Parker Stevens dude has quit more times than I have though, where is he these days? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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