The NEW DESK Episode 5

It has to say something that you all have already seen the show and can do the Desk. *EDIT* I so take this statement back!

WOW, Pugh took an unexpected shot right there with Valmont.

Sean McGee is not with us in spirit. See, that makes him sound like an asshole. He's not even supporting the cause over here. It was a good match, and Sean won. So idk how Suda killed him. Mayhem sucked the life plasma from OCW.

If you come at me flying in real life, I'm going to run the fuck away from you. It just makes sense. How about you try it when I can't move?

Sean did something different. Sean left AFTER showing up on Riot. Hence not CM Punk. Sean knows the difference (between retiring and taking a break), he just doesn't believe he's going to get the itch to come back, but he will.

my family could be just 'a family', but then Jay wouldn't be making a fool out of himself. Because those mother fuckers are Catholic! This just got SO RACIST xD.

We really did count how many wrestlers we had yesterday :/. "We'll all be on the lowcard because they're hacking" It's true though. Yes, we're good to go for as many as we have. We could use some more, but we're just fine for right now.

Colorado is now an entire state of cyborgs.

The problem is that Rothschild is a woman. Pugh's sexist. Obviously.

Cherese is her real name. She is a real, White, person!

I liked Austin Lee, but something about his last two RP's is rubbing me wrong. Don't call someone a flake, WE HAVE 12 PEOPLE! Don't spread the idea of flaking. I said the exact same thing about Luke's words.

Oh. Sorry....... Whoops. I name dropped a defunct fed, sue me (so many lawyers in my family, good luck). These are my neices, I don't know what you're talking about with this Unicef bullshit. I am not charitable! I just figure that everyone talks about how the best characters come from an extension of you as a person, and if there's anything I've learned in the past year it's that I would do anything for those little girls. Figure it could one day come back to be something for my character or a feud. Kent needs an Xbox One, then it won't drop skype when he gets a call ;). Don't be mad at Pugh, be mad at me for writing the fed in there. Why can Mugen go to Japan and win 15,000 titles and I can't try and add some legitimacy to the ones that I've won? I won't do it again, but the fed is defunct, so it's not like I'm advertising it. I'm just trying to hype my own personal history because I feel like that's what a self obsessed person would do when showing someone around his house.

What match are you all watching? If that match had gone no contest and we had to do some UFC style decision making, I honestly would have given the match to RK (obviously except for the end when Tobin totally took over).

K.D.'s lost tag team partners are buried under his backyard. I'm pretty sure we know that.

You're not supposed to know whether Cherese is a wrestler or not at this point. I was trying to play up that she's surprised about having to wrestle. So no one knows her background, because she has yet to give it due to not planning on sticking around in that capacity.

Sean V Suda was far and away match of the night. What a way for McGee to go out. That's so true though. Suda's like anti-Mayhem, but he gets all of the same results.

Cyber bullying? This shit was done in person.

"I had to keep myself off of the show" - OCW World Heavyweight Champion. In all seriousness though I liked the end RP.

I enjoy hearing the older stuff. There's way too much content to learn about these older characters in any short amount of time, so when I hear you guys, especially the Desk crew, I get an unedited picture of some of the names of the past and it helps put a lot of references into context.

I hope Sean isn't gone for good.

I'm effectively white. I'm Italian/Sicilian/Cherokee. Luke = LATINO HEEAATTT

THE HISTORY OF OCW: A helpful reference guide.

SMYTHE DAWONDER

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GUY FAUSTO

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NATE ORTIZ:

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Leonheart:

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Rev INC?

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"Children in display cases? This is a different show now."

Cody should do the blue dot gimmick.

Only 12 people left on the roster? That must be an all time low? :(

Maybe I need to buy back my boots from the Red Cross....

Jay put me over a million and 1 times.....wow

How you forgets..in nearly all my vids I put your old ass over..haha

JAYSIN OUT!!!