Big Joe D Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ::a bunch of families are in a line with thier children, and the christmas spirit is in the air, the camera pans slowly down as the voice of Jim is in the back ground:: Welcome to OCW folks it seems we have a very VERY special guest with us today... who could it be kids?! Kids: Santa! ::The camera now shines on Santa, with a little girl sitting on his lap:: Joe: Ho HO HOOoo! What do you want for x-mas little one? Girl: I want a new bicycle! Joe: A new bicycle?! Ho Ho Hooo! Do you know how to ride? Girl: Yea! Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?! Girl: Nooooo. He stinky! Joe: Oh you have been very good... Santa will make you wish come true! Run along now.... Girl: Yaaayyyy! ::yet another wishful youth comes to Santa lap:: Joe: Hello young Man... what can Santa do for you today? Boy: My Dad drinks to much, can you make him stop? Joe: Ohh little one. Santa can only hope to bring joy, would this bring you joy? Boy: Yes. Joe: Tell him to tune into OCW and watch Double A and Bauer, maybe he will see the light. And look at himself and say "Man I really am a Jackass" Boy: Whats a Jack-Ass Santa? Joe: Well you see... You have Smythe, and Barbarian, Ov Terror and Poison oh and and... Boys Mother: Thank you Santa! ::with a crooked eye:: ::throws the boy a Big Joe D t-shirt:: Merry Christmas!! Hey Santa... This is supposed to be about Christmas... I Never knew Santa was such an OCW fan. This is exciting. Joe: Hoo Hooo Hoooo. Dont you know... With all this greed and whining in the world, OCW needs its spirit raised as well. Boy: Santa! ::A young man with a Soul Glo and Defecto T shirt on goes to his lap:: Joe: Hoo Hoo I know what you need little one. ::hands the kid a pack of toilet paper:: Next Next please please... Santa has many wishes to grant. ::Jim seeing how things are going to go from here hops onto the camera:: Well folks, us here at OCW wish all a Merry Christmas and dont forget (OCW)VS Smackdown 08' for XBOX360 is available in stores now! ::a boy with a Dogs of War shirt and plastic gun walks by in the background waving to the camera:: ::moments later:: Joe: You cant have that... You'll shoot your eye out kid. ::Jim lowers his head:: http://a430.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_f80c91d9b916adc9f7f4a13c32ae5cb5.jpg 3 Rings. 3 Different QBs. 1 Word. HAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Air Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?! Girl: Nooooo. He stinky! Priceless, lol! 2k8? I havent figured out 2k7 yet - Big Joe D I am the First Dutch EX-Champion - The Air I am the First European EX-Champion - The Air I am the First True EX-Champion - The Air Delusional? Not at all! I Speak the Truth, cause I can proof it and the others can't. Those Heavy !@#$%^&& ain't got none on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Bold Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?! Girl: Nooooo. He stinky! Then I guess her mom is stinky too! http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavito Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Boy: Santa! ::A young man with a Soul Glo and Defecto T shirt on goes to his lap:: Joe: Hoo Hoo I know what you need little one. ::hands the kid a pack of toilet paper:: Next Next please please... HIHIHOHO. Kaveh Firouz Khodadad http://biasargarmi.persiangig.ir/image/Gif/logos%2520faravahar%2520bright%2520gold.gif The Magnificent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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