Chris Baxter Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 *baxter is seen at the pool doing his community service.. it is the kids class at the moment and Baxter is teaching the little kids how to swim* Baxter: aye.. that be good for a begginer.. just keep kicking those legs.. *Baxter feels a change in the water* Baxter: Aye.. what be this.. the tempreture in the water has changed ... and why be this water turning yellow Kid 1: Sorry Mr. Baxter.. i couldnt hold it Baxter: You little landlubber .. i ought to have you keyhauled .. *baxter points to the diving board at the deep end where david jackson is swimming in a sharkboy outfit* Baxter: if any of you do this again i will make you walk that plank Kid 2: That's a diving board, idoit Baxter: What did you say you little brat.. i ought to make ye swim to the deep end and back Kid 2: Thats a diving board u damn pirate, seriously you actually think you a pirate in this day and age Baxter: you be asking for it you little punk kid 3: Mr. Baxter.. i have to go potty Baxter: i swear if you go in here.. you''ll be sharkbait kid 2: just like your carrier.. it went belly up.. your one of the most popular but you haven't done shit Baxter: Smart ass ... hey.. id like you to meet a guy from the senior class that always gets here early to watch you kids .. yo herbert Herbert the pervert: Mmmmmm ... hey kid you like popsicles ... i got a popsicle in my pocket if you want one *kids scream* Baxter: keep up with your smart ass mouth and you'll be going to the sauna with him D-jack: And people say i freak them out Baxter: just shut up and go back to the deep end .. im so gonna push this kids parents in the deep end for ya Kid 2: you wouldn't *d-jack has a wide grin on his face.. agreed* herbert: and ill have fun with him in the deep end Baxter: Shut up you old perv .. your just lucky you creep d-jack out.. god i cant wait for this day to end *bell rings* Baxter: Finnally.. you little landlubbers go to the lockers and get ready to go home.. and kid.. that tounge can get you into a lot of trouble kid 2: oh go and be gary's little bitch you Ass-Pirate Queerqueg Cornhole-Craving Captain of the flying butmann Baxter muffles under his breath: your parents ar soo getting raped by D-jack *scene ends as parents are comming in and waiting for their kids near the lockers .. while d-jack is waiting at the edge of a pool waiting for some "prey"* 1st ever autistic TV champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Bold Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Morrison Method! http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Jackson Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I can't wait to wear the sharkboy outfit in my next match. http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/383813_10150416716952781_147904157780_8515390_2054734349_n.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Malum Luguolo Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ....*walks away slowly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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