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CJ Hoppus

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*The camera shows a doctor sitting at his desk. he's writing something on a page. There is a knock at the door and the doctor stops writing, placing the paper inside a folder.*

 

Dr: "Come in!"

 

*The door opens and the figure walks into view. It is CJ Hoppus. He is dressed in casual attire with his left arm in a sling.*

 

Dr: "Ah, Mr. Hoppus! Please take a seat."

 

*CJ sits down slowly, and winces, obviously still feeling the pain from his injury.*

 

Dr: "So, what can I do for you today? Your arm still healing well?"

 

*CJ leans forward*

 

CJ: "I want to to give me clearance to wrestle again."

 

*The doctor laughs*

 

Dr: "You can't be serious. You're arm is still in a sling and you can barely move. I've already told you that you need at least another 3 months rehab before it's safe for you to even consider training again. Damaged vertabrae, a dislocated shoulder, and shattered elbow bone is not something that heals overnight..."

 

CJ: "But!"

 

*The doctor holds up his hand in a quiet motion and continues talking*

 

Dr: "One bad landing could result in a relapse of any one of those injuries. In fact doing further damage could in the long run make it a lot worse. Allowing you to wrestle again would basically be sending you off to the end of your career, or possibly worse."

 

CJ: "Listen doc. I'm pretty much broke. OCW don't pay people to sit around injured, they pay them to fight, and I'm not like Nate Ortiz. I don't get enough money to retire on from one ppv appearance. I was basically living on peanuts so can hardly afford to sit around doing nothing while some joe nobody is stealing my appearance fees! If I don't wrestle again soon I might lose my house!"

 

*The doctor get up and walks to the door and opens it, motioning for CJ to leave.*

 

Dr: "I'm sorry that you are having money problems but I'm not about to risk the health of one of my clients because they cant manage their finances properly. Now if you could please leave and come see me when you have an appointment."

 

CJ: "I thought doctors were supposed to help people!"

 

*CJ staggers out the door. As the doctor goes to close the door a shout is heard from the corridor*

 

CJ: "YOUR MOTHER IS A SLAG!"

 

*The doctor closes the door and shakes his head.*

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CJ, try welfare for the time being. Rest that arm up, and make yourself some grilled cheese. Cuz there ain't nothin wrong with a lil goverment cheese. The big blocks, not that pussy, sliced cheese.

I do like my canadian smoked cheddar cheese. I hear they use real mounties in the bbq that they use to smoke the cheese with.

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I'm not falling for that again. Last time someone told me that, I stared at a picture for hours, trying to see a boat that wasn't there.

It was there. It was on the guy's nametag in the logo.

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a broken elbow bone is no fun. :(

 

Looks like we share the samne problems

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a broken elbow bone is no fun. :(

 

Looks like we share the samne problems

We should start some sort of workers union and take industrial action so jay has to pay for us to go on holiday.

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