You can't teach an old dog new tricks

The camera opens outside of the OCW corporate building in New York. The camera slowly zooms up the building until it stops on a window on the top floor and slowly zooms in. As the camera reaches the top window the scene changes to a board room full of writers and talent relations executives.

 

Corporate speaker: It's ten thirty! Adrian Bold was supposed to be here twenty minutes ago. I mean sure he's good in the ring but gentlemen his credibility is really holding him back. I mean please the man has had to take leave because of jail time, ruins sales and DVD releases multiple times and hasn't done a single minute of community service! Even Kage takes kids with down syndrome to the zoo once a month.

*The door whips open like Kramer on Seinfeld*

Adrian Bold walks in the room with Taco Bell and a large soda dressed in basketball shorts and a wife beater with a backwards hat. Bold sits down at the head of the table and mounts his feet on the table and takes a sip of his drink before he speaks.

 

Adrian Bold: Sorry I was late I was in Africa teaching the little guys how to read...the helicopter dropped me off with the flying pig on the roof. I had to scale the building just to get in.

 

Speaker: Adrian Bold, we here at OCW have had enough of your antics. You know exactly what we are talking about Bold. You always have to step in and cause some mischief for a laugh and quite frankly we can't take it anymore.

Adrian Bold: Your firing your reigning N.A Champion?

 

Speaker: Not quite Bold, we have designed a community rehabilitation process for you.

 

Adrian Bold: Woah Woah Woah, the champ is narcotic free, don't pee test me because of my natural high testosterone count will show, but I'm no drug user.

 

Speaker: Not that type of rehab Adrian. We have designed a ten step process to make you a better person. Your the guinea pig in our new program but we believe that you can complete it and save your job.

 

Adrian Bold: What are we talking here....

 

Speaker: Community service is your first task.

 

Adrian Bold: I can't do that, when I was in 8th grade my mom made me work the special olympics and I laughed all day! I was the first person to get thrown out of the Special Olympics for taking this picture and posting it on the internet.

*Bold reaches into his wallet and pulls out this* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/RdiddyJ/20poufl.jpg

 

Speaker: We were informed of this. Adrian your new job is to work with children, your going to clown school.

 

Adrian Bold: No I'm Fuc-

 

Speaker: and then your going to help establish some Rookies with your wisdom. If you don't comply with the terms you will be released and your title stripped from your name. Do you understand?

 

Adrian Bold: Your going to regret this.

 

Speaker: Your clown school starts tommorow morning at 8 A.M. There is no greater joy than seeing a child smile.

 

Adrian Bold: You have just made the biggest mistake of your executive life sir, I'm out of here.

Adrian Bold leaves his trash on the table and picks up his drink and storms out in a rage

Terrible...clown school please. Rack up another gimmick that will die in less then 2 weeks.

I'm simply just giving back to the community

bold as a clown?

 

this is either going to be great or horrible either way we cant lose!

 

also the kids i take to the zoo they allow me access to meet single moms. Even kage needs some release once in a while seeing as Yuriko is now gone. (ZING AJ!)

You Hear That Aj! Kage Fucked Your Bitch!!

Like i said in the shoutbox. If there is anyone that can turn the clown gimmick other than sideshow, its Bold. I like this, and like where its headed. Only person in OCW with a more fucked up sense of humor than me