Dr BlueEye: Part 3

“What the bloody hell is this dribble Mr Tanner?” Michael Mitchell, the head of Blue Books Publishing said as Jason looks on with a look of utter amazement on his face.

“You mean to tell me your not interested in the best written book since… Well since James Bond… Imagine it… Jason Tanner…. The new 007!!!”

“You are slightly insane aren’t you?!”

“No, I’m a talented writer, better then that hack Austin Alexander!”

Michael smiles and closes the manuscript in front of him. “In all my days at this company, I have never, and I truly mean never read such tripe in my life. All you have done is taken bits and pieces from other books and characters and put it together to try and copy their success, but let me tell you Mr Tanner….You really haven’t pulled it off.”

Jason shuffles in his chair uncomfortably for a moment, and screws his face up with a look of annoyance. “You don’t know what talent is Mr Mitchell and your not willing to give me…. The future of the Wrestling business, and of the publishing world a chance… You will regret this Mr Mitchell… You will regret this… Indeed!”

Michael smiles, and laughs a little. “Ok Mr Tanner, when I see you the New York Times Bestseller List, I will be sure to send you an apology, but this book, well it will be an epic fail!”

Jason gets up from his chair and walks out the room not even acknowledging Michael, he then storms out the office and into the street where he carries on walking down the road.

“Damn Double Douche bag, Austin Wannabe Mother Fucker, thinks he’s better then Jason Tanner? I’ll show him Best Selling Author, I’ll kick his ass!!!”

The screen goes blank, and the OCW symbol appears. You can hear someone clapping in the background, and then you hear the bald guy speaking.

As the camera pans out, you realise everything you have just watched has been on a television screen, a DVD to be precise that The Bald Guy was playing to Jason who is sat next to him in a dusty office.

The Bald Guy: You see your coming over as a bit of a schmuck, and to be honest so am I, the impression were making isn’t the impression we had in mind in our earlier meetings, I think… Well I think we need to try again, get it back to the drawing board and stop the train before it crashes….

Jason: And how do we propose we do that?

The Bald Guy gets up, he walks over to a desk in the corner and picks up some papers, he then unwraps them and shows Jason who looks for a moment and shrugs.

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Jason: You know what? Whatever, you just get it done… I only have time for one guy at the moment and that’s Double Doucebag, I have to beat him at something, I want to kick his ass and make him pay for being such a…. such a…. douche…..

The Bald Guy: What the hell did this guy do to you?

Jason: That’s between me and him….

The reign is over? Hell....the reign of the Madmen never began..lol

P.s..here's a little tip for your survival in OCW...Don't hunt what you can't kill.

The reign is over? Hell....the reign of the Madmen never began..lol

 

P.s..here's a little tip for your survival in OCW...Don't hunt what you can't kill.

Perhaps you dont quite understand yet... If I finally get my internet connection sorted I am going to kick ur ass from here to eternity... The only thing you will have to be 'mad' about is the fact you got ur ass handed to you so hard that your not sure where your ass begins and your face ends... Although to be honest I think a lot of people are already asking that question ;) Have a nice day!

Perhaps you dont quite understand yet... If I finally get my internet connection sorted I am going to kick ur ass from here to eternity... The only thing you will have to be 'mad' about is the fact you got ur ass handed to you so hard that your not sure where your ass begins and your face ends... Although to be honest I think a lot of people are already asking that question ;) Have a nice day!

Who are you to threaten anyone?

Who is this jackass anyways?

Ok this doesn't look good for you.

I've stayed out of your little thing because I know somewhat what you're planning to do.

But you can't go around saying you're going to do a project with people who you haven't contacted previously.

Perhaps you dont quite understand yet... If I finally get my internet connection sorted I am going to kick ur ass from here to eternity... The only thing you will have to be 'mad' about is the fact you got ur ass handed to you so hard that your not sure where your ass begins and your face ends... Although to be honest I think a lot of people are already asking that question ;) Have a nice day!

This cracker has too much salt.

This cracker has too much salt.

This is probably the funniest thing ive read in a while!!! Quote worthy.

BTW Darkass, when i get my pc back, im going to do this and that, and this, and uh... Its like this.... You aint got no love for ya'll, so just CHEEEEEL!!!! To the next episode!!!!

Perhaps you dont quite understand yet... If I finally get my internet connection sorted I am going to kick ur ass from here to eternity... The only thing you will have to be 'mad' about is the fact you got ur ass handed to you so hard that your not sure where your ass begins and your face ends... Although to be honest I think a lot of people are already asking that question ;) Have a nice day!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I seriously don't know what to think of this cat, his name condescends what he says.

Come to think of it I don't know wtf his name is, didn't he change his name?

Well this "The Dark One" isn't so dark to me.

He wants to have a have a attitude like a hard ass but god, it's just epic flunking left and right with this guy.

All aboard the fail boat!