Who wants it? OCW?

An OCW highlight was stopped short with a camera shot of the back of some one's head. The head slowly turns to face the camera to which on the man's face was a smirk that seemed to have a certain smugness to it.

Ov: OCW, the big show. The main event. On my way here I made a pitstop at your sister brand, CCW, to do something similar to what I am doing here right now. What that is you may ask? Showing the General Managers here just why this particular Free Agent stands out above the rest.

For starters I am a nearly seven foot tall monster of a man that is ready to be showcased like a prized pitbull on Michael Vick's mantle. In this buisness people either have "it" or they don't. I can tell you first hand that I infact have tons of "it". What is "it" you may ask? "It" is the drive to be more then just some joblet for the main eventers. "It" makes you stand out amongst a sea of faceless Orton wannabes as a true pinnacle on the roster. "It" is what win's championships and ends careers of those who lack "it". Lastly, "It" provides ratings and starts a buzz that gets people talking.

OCW, do you want "it" then look no further then the man on your screen right now. I am ready to make my way from rookie to main event. I am willing to do what is needed to be a top level threat and a champion's champion. I will break backs and spirits of those who appose me and will leave them begging me to stop the pain by giving them more of it.

The smirk on Ov's face was visablly non existant at this point as he looked intently serious on the message he was trying to convey.

Ov: To put it simply OCW I will be making an impact, whether it is here or CCW is purely up to you. There are a million Ham and Eggers on that free agent list, but only one Ov. Tons of talent hacks that will only force ratings to dwindle and be bested by a rerun of Martha Stewart. I am here now for the oppertunity to prevent that from happening. I am here now to cause pants wetting fear in the opposition and to make these morons at home tune in just to see what I could possibly do or say next. I said it at CCW and I will say it here, You cannot spell 'Over' without 'O-V'. Remember that. Write it down. Download it to your iPhone. Do whatever you need to in order to cement it in your skulls that Ov=Ratings. Make the right choice OCW.

Ov smirks once more and then exits the promo area.

Dude! How did I pass this up? This was hilarious. Favorite part.

For starters I am a nearly seven foot tall monster of a man that is ready to be showcased like a prized pitbull on Michael Vick's mantle.