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(As we open the scene we're treated to a rear view of a man getting fitted for a custom tuxedo. It's charcoal gray material is a wonderful contrast to the shoulder length black hair and the carmel colored skin. The tailor runs his measuring tape up the inseam of the tuxedo jacket as the man begins to speak.) Carlos "Con" Juan:"The law of attraction ladies and gentlemen. It's oh so real. It's an animal magnetism that draws people like you, the boring masses, to a charismatic and talented individual such as myself. However, simply being the highest rated form of adult enterainment isn't enough to give me satisfaction. I didn't come here to enterain you all, no, you see OCW and more specifically, Turmoil, have what I need to attain satisfaction. Cause frankly, the only thing missing from this ensemble is some gold around my waist." (Con Juan turns to face the camera, his movie star good looks and custom fitted suit have him looking immaculate.) Carlos "Con" Juan:" It's time I show the OCW lockeroom, the fans, the executives what exactly a modern day Midas touch looks like. I'll be seeing you all soon. (The camera beings to zoom in on the smirking face of Con Juan, closer and closer to his dark brown eyes till the scene fades to black)