BASH

Boys this is a family, we don’t do that to each other.

Just some amazing stuff. EMP really knows how to kick us off right.

I have a feeling this is like one of those deepfake videos.

Hello OCW and welcome back to the finest thing wrestling presents on a weekly basis. I am here to preview Turmoil 312 and tell you what I expect to see during the show. We got the card earlier this week and I am pumped that a return for OCW is on the horizon. C-Note vs Telos NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP C-Note is someone who I believe is right there in terms of cracking his perceived ceiling. I really do think he has what it takes to become a champion in OCW. He is someone that I look at who wants to improve the quality of their work both in and out of the ring. C-Notes fast in ring style should mesh well with Telos and his bruising power. Telos the new North American Champion who beat Viktor Karmine shortly before we concluded Season 18. Going into Season 19 I expect the champ to pick up where he left off. He had dominating performances against Aleksander Bolek at Anniversary 19 before winning the title on Riot. Telos run doesn't cool off here for my money, and I will be interested to see who steps up next to challenge the big man. C-Note is so close but at this point Telos is not the man I see him making his name off of. Telos retains the championship in a good match. DNS vs Paul Harris & Anthony Martin Booking is trying to get A-Mart into another tag team. Much like it worked out last time when he and Paul Boulet faced DNS I expect the same result. Paul Harris is no slouch who has quite the resume wrestling DNS himself. The DNS combo likely won't be Samsin and Mad Dawg in full transparency. I think we get a win here but Paul Harris could easily swing things in the other direction. How A-Mart comes out and performs will really determine for me how this is going to go. Jynx vs Scotty X vs Devon Flash Another match where I feel like DNS could come out of it with a victory. We know Jynx currently has the number of Scotty X from their match at On Deadly Ground before Season 18 ended. Devon Flash was on that card as well and failed to win the tag team titles with his partner Ryvaughn. A little bit of smoke and mirrors can go a long way in a triple threat match. Luckily for Jynx that is his gimmick, smoke and mirrors. Flash has a strong showing but my prediction is we see a repeat of ODG where Jynx once again pins Scotty X. Clark Effect Featuring Lariette This feels like a Blue Blazer situation. I want to say the person under the purple mask and get up looks distinctly familiar. However there is nothing proving that to this point. It has been well documented that Terra is traveling by her wife Sue. I am interested in what the Luchador looking person has to say. Not much has been said about her to this point. So not exactly sure what to expect. I do however know that if it is Terra in a mask, then EMP won't be far away to end that charade. Marisa vs Lotus Flojo This feels like the type of match where both women will be searching for that early momentum to start the season. Flojo is in desperate need to me of a kick start in any direction. After losing to Deborah in the impromptu FI cash in this seems to be a rudderless ship. Marisa is also searching for that thing in my opinion that shoots her to the next level. A win over Flojo would be a start in that journey. Have to wonder where Marisa's focus is at this point due to her being in an action film. I think Marisa walks away here with a win although I think this win would mean more to Flojo given the place she is at now. Overall I expect these two ladies to put on a really good match. Give me some form of urgency from both of them though please. H20 vs Wrex I must say that I am personally quite excited to see this one. One half of the Ocean Boys aka The Perfect Storm against one half of KassCum. Wrex already looks to be in mid season form as I have done some work with him in the performance center within the last couple of weeks. Harvey has a reputation of coming up short from what I can see in these really large matches. Whether it is in hype or the size of Wrex's beer belly this match should be a big deal. I expect these two to go out and put on the banger I have been hoping for. Wrex comes away with the win here for me. Really putting the Perfect Storm on the backfoot. Could we potentially see a tag team title run for KassCum if they manage to get another victory over the men who have essentially declared themselves number one contenders on multiple occasions? That may or may not be in the cards when it comes to G&G. However I fully expect this to end up being the match of the night when all things are said and done. Ashely vs Sue Plex WOMEN'S PRIDE CHAMPIONSHIP Given who Ashely defeated in one the greatest women ever to grace the OCW squared circle in Empress. You would think that I am going to easily favor her. I however believe it is Sue's time to show that dark energy she has been hiding. We saw glimpses of it at the end of Season 18 and now we should see it in full fledge effect in Season 19. Ashley is a very competent competitor and I am sure she will have Belle by her side during this match. Can she withstand the potential for underhanded tactics that Sue might bring to the table? Sue has been close to championship opportunities in the past but has come up short in that pursuit. I just think the entire Reese family is in a dark place. Sue shocks the world and wins the championship with her new found evil attitude. Sue Plex walks out as your new OCW Women's Pride Champion and starts her season 19 off right. I think this leaves Ashely in a place where she has to do some soul searching.

Your DNS brothers are 100% behind you in this fight my good friend.

All these reporters are so nosey, go bother someone else.

Boo your obnoxious fan for storming the stage during my award ceremony.

Of course not, I just figured all the lights might mess with your concussion. We need you out of concussion protocol ASAP to put an end to these Lobby losers once and for all. Omen and Jynx were away at some carnival for the dead thing. Bringing Samsin would have just made things worse with the protesters and Mad Dawg is hitting the bottle hard somewhere. I didn't bother asking Perl so she cussed me out via text, so that was my bad apparently.

Press Release OCWFED wrestler BASH was honored at the BlackHat Awards for his contribution to the world of technology on 3/17/24. The BlackHat Awards were held in the Music Hall of Williamsburg. The event featured a ton of tech innovators and entrepreneurs who descended to swoop up some of these ideas. BASH who is otherwise known as **Redacted** was honored for his work on The Worm. A sophisticated malware that has been able to leak computer code into a human subject. Various Human Rights groups protested outside of the building calling for BASH to be reprimanded for such work. A free Samsin Simsin chant could be audibly heard inside the building. BASH who is a man of few words in the public eye was short with his response. "There is much work still left to do on The Worm. I have made the requirement of hardware for hosting The Worm in a subject a thing of the past. The code now operates independently. This award and my eventual domination of all things wrestling & tech will is imminent." Before BASH could finish his speech a couple of protesters made their way into the building. It couldn't be verified whether these people were with the human rights groups protesting the event. A man wearing a Bingo Bomber shirt and another wearing a Kid Ego shirt with holes in it ran up on to the stage and attempted to assault the OCW star. Patrick O'Donnell an entrepreneur at the event gave us exclusive scoop on what happened. "He was on the stage accepting the award when those two guys rushed it. There were lots of words exchanged that I couldn't hear. BASH was staring a hole into the soul of both of the stage crashers. The guy in the Kid Ego shirt picked up the microphone and started talking about how we should all be ashamed of honoring a dirt bag like this. Patrick continued to recount the story. "As soon as he finished the sentence BASH hit him with a headbutt and the guy fell off the stage. I think he knocked him out cold because after he fell the five feet I did not see him move for a while. The man wearing the Bingo Bomber shirt then ran for his life as fast as he could. Did not seem like he wanted to engage BASH after what he had just seen" Patrick finished the story with this. "BASH wasn't content to let him go. He chased him down and hit him with his signature Suplex.exe. He was not done with him though, he hoisted the man over his shoulders and found a serving table nearby. BASH put the man through the table and stood over him without saying a word. The lights went out and static played through the speakers in the venue and like that he was gone." Police showed up and arrested both men who stormed the stage after taking statements from all involved. Police still wish to speak to BASH but have been unable to locate him. The NYPD have attempted to reach BASH without success to this point. We also attempted to reach out to BASH but were unable to reach him. Our calls, texts and emails have all gone cold at this point. However we did get a statement from lawyer Elmer Hartel. The lawyer from the powerful firm Hartel, Sinoce, & Vikrum who claims to represent both BASH and his organization the DarkNET Society. This is what Mr. Hartel had to say. "My client was attacked at an awards dinner in New York after having returned home from that Canadian wasteland of Toronto. He was accepting an award and this attempted ambush will not go unpunished. I will ensure these men who attacked him face the maximum penalties New York has for trouble makers like them. My client will not be commenting or speaking to police on this matter. Any media inquiries will go through me from this point forward." We reached out to Mr. Hartel for further comment but he declined at this time. We will continue to bring you more information on this story as it becomes available. In the meantime you can head over to https://ocwfed.com if you would like to know more about BASH or this mysterious DarkNET Society.

I hope Ryvaughn and Devon learn that selling stuff that smells like floor cleaner and then drinking it isn't good for their health. I fully blame Mass Effect Juice for the seizures and Ryvaughn almost losing his arm. There has to be a lawyer somewhere willing to take this class action lawsuit.