Thanatos

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-finger-tap.gif AN INTERESTING STORY, ME. ONE THAT WOULD BE ALMOST POINTLESS TO TRY AND PROVE WRONG. INDEED, YOUR TESTIMONY IS NOTHING SHORT OF FLAWLESS. THUS, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO INSTEAD CROSS EXAMINE MR. FEARO'S FIRST UTTERED WORDS TODAY INSTEAD. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/g-crossexam.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-point.gif AS YOU CAN SEE, MR. FEARO USED THE BRITISH ENGLISH VERSIONS OF "DEFENSE" AND "HONOR" - "DEFENCE" AND "HONOUR", RESPECTIVELY. THIS WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-finger-tap.gif HOWEVER... http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-zoom.gif THIS IS AN AMERICAN COURT OF LAW. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-sup-wit-dat.gif AS WE CAN NOT TAKE MR. FEARO'S WORD THAT HE WAS INDEED READY, NOR THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY ADDRESSING OUR LORDSHIP JUDGEMEISTER VII, JR., WE MUST DECLARE THIS WHOLE TRAVESTY A MISTRIAL. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-smilexj0.gif HAVING SAID THAT, HOWEVER, THIS ENTIRE TRIAL HAS PROVEN THAT DANE XAVIER IS PRETTY GAY. THEREFORE, IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION, YOUR HONOR AND OR HONOUR, THAT YOU HAND DOWN A VERDICT OF "GUILTY" FOR THAT PARTICULAR TRIAL, THUS BRINGING MY RECORD AGAINST MR. FEARO TO THREE WINS AND NO LOSSES. good morning jay

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/h-objection.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-deskslam.gif YOUR HONOR, THIS IS BULLSHIT ON THE COUNT THAT HE'S MY ALT. OR I'M HIS ALT. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AT ANY RATE, HE CAN'T TESTIFY BECAUSE H- http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-down.gif YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT. GO AHEAD. IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T JUST BULLSHIT SOME EVIDENCE TO WIN AFTER FEARO'S FOUND THE NEEDLE IN THE VAT OF SHIT THIS IS TURNING INTO. fuck ace attorney sometimes.

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http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-sup-wit-dat.gif OH HEY, YOU KNOW THAT WORK YOU DID PUNCHING A HOLE IN MY WITNESSES' TESTIMONY? IT WAS FOR NOTHING. LOOK WHAT I FOUND. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Evidence/ev_case4_Pistol.png THIS LUGER HAS THE DEFENDANT'S FINGERPRINTS ON IT, WHICH PROVES HE WAS BUSY MURDERING SOMEONE WITH IT THE NIGHT OF RIOT. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-bow.gif JUDGE, YOU MAY HAND DOWN YOUR GUILTY VERDICT AT ANY TIME. lol

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth.gif I HAVE TO BE HONEST. THE ONLY REASON I CALLED THAT TIBETAN WAS BECAUSE I SAW HIM ELBOW DROP SOMEONE OFF A BUILDING. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-document.gif THE PROSECUTION CALLS ONE "KARIM THE GREAT ONE" TO THE STAND. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth.gif STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION FOR THE COURT, PLEASE. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif You are speaking to the Greatest, the One-est...Karim! And my occupation...well, I make my living getting down with bitches! http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-waiting.gif YOU ARE PROBABLY THE GAYEST THING I'VE SEEN THIS SIDE OF A FAGGOT PRIDE PARADE. JUST GIVE YOUR STATEMENT BEFORE I PASS OUT FROM THE SMELL OF SPERM FERMENTING IN YOUR ASS. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/g-testimony.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington-shakes.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-upper-right.gif A RIVETING TALE, TO BE SURE. JUST ALLOW MR. FEARO OVER THERE TO CROSS EXAMINE YOUR BANNANA HAMMOCK AND YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE STREET TURNING TRICKS IN NO TIME. THE DEFENSE RESTS.

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http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth.gif THE PROSECUTION CALLS ONE "DEVIL MATSUDA" TO THE STAND. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth.gif STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION FOR THE COURT, PLEASE. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban3/3-5ani-zenitora-bleh.gif 私は世界を破壊する神である MATSUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-waiting.gif I SEE. PLEASE DESCRIBE TO THE COURT, IN GRAPHIC DETAIL, YOUR ACCOUNT OF THE DEFENDANT'S ALLEDGED SHOW SKIPPING. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/g-testimony.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban3/3-5ani-zenitora-glare.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban3/3-5ani-zenitora.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban3/3-5ani-zenitora-roars.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban3/3-5ani-zenitora-freaks.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1y-edgeworth-damagea.gif WOW...HE...HE TOUCHED YOU THERE, DID HE?...WOW. WELL, I THINK THAT SUMS THAT UP PRETTY WELL...THE PROSECUTION RESTS...WOW, JUST...

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-finger-tap.gif TOO BAD, YOU DIDN'T...YOU KNOW...SUBMIT THAT EVIDENCE BEFORE THE TRIAL, AS PER STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE? http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth.gif BUT IT'S OKAY. HEY, FEARO...WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A NEAT TRICK? http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-document.gif LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF PAPER. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? LOOK AT YOUR HAND. NOW BACK AT ME. THE EVIDENCE IS NOW MINE. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-sup-wit-dat.gif JUDGE, MAY I PLEASE CALL MY FIRST WITNESS NOW? fearo knows jack shit about standard operating procedure

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-deskslam.gif DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO GIVE CREDENCE TO THE STATEMENT UTTERED BY ONE DUDE, AS SUCH: http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-document.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-waiting.gif ...YADDA YADDA, ANYWAY, WE'RE HERE TO PROVE THAT ONE DALE ERNSMORE, AKA JUSTIN TIME, AKA VAL FINALE, LAWRENCE HUGHES...DID WE MISS ANYONE? YEAH, SO, WE'RE PROVING THAT HE'S A SHOW SKIPPING FAGGOT. http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-finger-tap.gif BEING AN AWESOME PROSECUTIONIST, SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD - ON TOP OF BEING THE BEST PROSECUTIONIST THIS SIDE OF THE NILE RIVER, THE DEFENDANT IN QUESTION IS, IN FACT, A JEW. man this is some gay shit http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth-bow.gif THUS ENDS THE PROSECUTION'S OPENING STATEMENT.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1-ani-edgeworth.gif THE PROSECUTION IS READY, YOUR HONOR.

CASH CREED OFFERS NEW AND EXCITING MATCHES NEVER SEEN TO OCW BEFORE. except that whole "don't book Flame Retardent whenever humanely possible" thing. ;_;

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WORRRRRRRRRRLD i

THANATOS LIKES HOW THANATOS WAS NOT REFFERRED TO AS "THE ROCK" OR EVEN "THE THANATOS" BUT INSTEAD JUST "THANATOS". THE THANATOS WILL REMEMBER THIS IMPUDENCE, MISTER CREED. isn't it amazing?

YOU MIGHT WANT SOMEONE TO CHECK OUT YOUR ASS, BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HAVE MY FOOT UP IT IN A MOMENT. i

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "YOU TWO"? I AM THANATOS, AND THANATOS IS I. THERE IS NO "SPLIT PERSONALITY" BULLSHIT GOING ON IN HERE, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO. i