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Blade

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    The Man With The Golden Tounge

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    Plymouth, UK

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    Yo Momma

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    Supervisor, Man, Lover....

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  1. http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hugz.jpg OHHH MAI!
  2. keep it up karim, this is awsome stuff, just remember what regan said bout the morrison method
  3. I like it, the sense that karim is doubting himself could lead to interesting avenues character wise. lookin forward to Riot for your return dude!
  4. All round good show, RPs and matches -Leon's opening RP was good set up for the ME and his R2G match, Regan really not a happy GM with the champ right now, wonder where this may be going.... -Vindicator Vs Trips - one word, smoked..... -Regan once again takes center stage in an RP this time the mad one decided to use the GM framing device. Regan working out? Didnt know that he knew of such an activity, although nit would appear i am wrong, dudes torn. Mike makes a jonas brothers rip.....i marked... -Harcore title match - good match, close, loved the unison weapons miss, sorta like the things youd see in a rush hour fight, YOU CRAZY VALMONT, YOU CRAZY! -Post match happenings, Not one but two feud building happenings, interesting, one man in so much demand.... -My RP.....no comment lol -Kelly Gomez, seems like we may be seeing a title reactivated soon, only thing that needs improvement on the last womens division is just sheer numbers of ladies.....just need more....ladies.....what? -Seth/Mayhem Vs Madmen-Good tag match, the new pride champ in action, looks like the madmen own turmoil tonight, however the image of mayhem pumping up the crowd for a hot tag will live with me for the rest of my days..... -Post Match happenings, ooohhhhhh that has lution written all over it..... -Aries RP......OH MY GOD MY MENTAL EYES! MAKE IT STOP! -VFM RP, 5 Goon points for entrance........ -Kang and Stacey sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I....well you know how that goes, looks like love might be blooming for valentines day, but maybe something of a dark precursor of things to come with the ending of this one -EX #1 Contender- awsome match, always love the EX matches especialy ladder matches, never ceases to entertain, great match, looks to be an interesting R2G match with Trance...... -Illiterate franchize..........I smell a new bloodline t-shirt... -Fact: Guy does not use pauses between words because its valuable begging time wasted. -Main Event- Cage Match Blade Vs Leonheart- wow did i suck out at the begginng or what, not supprising i know.... -unsanctioned match- OH EM GEE UNSANCTIONEDNESS!!!!! Looks like a manage e toia of pain brewing here..... Match of the Night: EX #1 Contendership Aries Vs Wonderful Wesley RP of the Night: Illiterate Franchize....nuff Said Overall Show Rating: 7/10 -
  5. ok I'm gonna wiegh in here seein as im pretty much the cause of this crap. Firstly, I see Trips point on me being in a title match, i have 1 win since coming back and i was banished from riot. So his point on my involvment in the match was valid. However it was leons choice, I was picked and i saw no harm in having one shot at the pride championship. As for your comments on me feuding with VFM, those i take exceptions to. If I can't feud with someone i have a history and chemestry with, then what the hell am I doing here. The ranking argument only can really be applied to the title chase, I'm not earning a #1 contendership in this feud this is all about entertaining and exploring an angle that both myself and Vs have wanted to do. That is the only pre-requisite for a feud, the willing and chemestry to work with each other well, nothing more or less. On a personal note, my aims since my return in november last year have always been to stay, to lose the here today gone the next stigma after my past couple attempts, and to finnaly have that killer feud with VFM that would of needed to happen since his turn, my long term aim yes is to be good enough in skill and rep to challenge for WHC, but thats pretty much a standard aim for all of us. If i never become WHC then so be it...as long as i prove myself to everyone that im not a joke, that i can earn my way and that i can entertain, I will always be happy and proud of my OCW carrer. Thats all I'm going to say. I'm going to read Riot and post my thaughts....
  6. sooooo noones gonna comment on the tag match....right well... WEll first off hats off to VFM for covering for my forgetting to write my part of the RP the preceded the match 1 page back. Awsome RP and i hope pople do read theres thig cos its gonna be goodun As for the actual match i dunno what happend wether we went into some parralel universe or sumthing but i dunno how i did that......as for leon....punt kicks hurt......revolutionizers hurt more.....
  7. like its never stopped you inhaling 50 differant mitures of SoCo before Its wrong but you still do it....
  8. A work of genius! Wait am I allowed to comment on my own work?
  9. the one with big momma was from last week
  10. **Blade is walking down the hallways with this Tire iron** Blade: Well Tyre iron cant seem to find him anywhere....wait....why am I talking to this tire iron?...and why am I calling it Tyre iron? **Blade stops for a second zones out then zones back in again** Blade: Damm meds **Blade walks down the hall, till he bumps into Stacy Clarke** Stacy: Hey watch it.....oh sorry Blade Blade: you seen VFM? Stacy: I heard he was going rover after his match because he heard you got in, with a tire iron your calling tyre iron. Blade: ......how did you kno....doesn’t matter.... **Blade walks down the hall more, he stops when he hears something.....** **VFM turns the corner with 3 grown men, a midget and an overweight black woman.** VFM: What the hell are you doing with a lead pipe calling it a tyre iron? And what the hell is a tyre iron?! What did I do to your head last week?! Ohhhhh, that's right...I kicked it in. Blade: It has feelings too you know, unlike my friggin jaw after turmoil and your face after about a couple seconds time... VFM: Don't you see that I have brought security with me? **Blade looks over VFM's shoulder at security** Blade: looks like you brought a Jackson 5 tribute act **Blade pauses and looks at the “security” again** Blade: That bases them after the Jackson five split up and let themselves go **Blade pauses and looks at the “security” another time** Blade: then they let themselves go after that Blade: That’s not security, this is security **Blade holds up the tire iron** VFM: Big mama, go tell him what's goin on. Big Mama: Awwww no you ain't wavin no lil piece of metal round me!! Nuh uh!!! And let me tell you sumn, mmmmhmmm. If yo ass thins fo one minute that you gon' strike big mama down with your little pipe, you must be out yo mind. Matter of fact, I got a right mind to just beat you with mah house shoe. Matta of fact. **Big Mama takes off her house shoe and starts wailing away on Blade's shoulder/chest/neck and head area.** **Blade covers up for a second** Blade: Bugger its like my first dates mom all over again. **Blade pushes the large woman away and then he lunges at VFM with the tire iron** **VFM picks up the midget and throws him at the charging Blade.** **Blade nails the midget, who flies backwards and hits the cushioned stomach of the large woman** Blade: looks like your fresh out of freaks there... VFM: You son of a bitch, that was my favorite midget. Do you know how much they go for these days?!!? Alright, that does it, 3 random guys whos names I never cared to mention, if you want that autographed picture of Tiffany Ortiz in the thong, go take his sorry ass out! **3 men close in on Blade, as other security closes in from behind him.** Blade: Ok Tyre iron....bit of a flammable situation here.... **Blade back into the wall, bumps his head on something, a fire alarm switch** **Blade smiles, and smashes it with the tire iron and the sprinkler system turns on soaking everyone, the nameless goons and security look around, and start making for the exits....** Blade: **To VFM**Just you and me now.....buddy VFM: **smirks** Aaaaaaand, COOP!! **Coop walks around the corner holding a lead pipe that dwarfs Blade's.** Can't live your life having a pipe as your only friend there Bladey boy. Just ask Steve. **Blade looks up at the massive coop** Blade: Oh sh... **Blade flies backwards and slides down the wet floor after COOP blasts him with the pipe** VFM: **walks over and pats Coop on the back.** I'm really, really beginning to like having you around. Now, isn't that 'PING' of the pipe much more soothing than a bonsai tree? **Coop shakes his head no** You still have a lot to learn. Leave him here, he's not wakin up any time soon. I'm tired from my flawless victory over Nate Ortiz , and I can't waste a minute of my prescious time. Here, carry me back to the locker room, I need to conserve my energy. **Coop picks up VFM and carries him away as the camera fades.**
  11. Evenin all how are ya? Good Hows the back? Shame Right on to buisness... Unforgiven unforsmiven So yeah the latest WWE PPV rolls around and i will say i was slightly apprehensive about it, sheerly because we had three identical gimmick main events. but what the hay i don't have to pay any extra for it so lets get reet stuck in. ECW Championship Scramble match Mark Henry © Vs Matt Hardy Vs The Miz Vs Finlay Vs Chavo Ok so i didnt really think this one would open the night, but there ya go apparently the Divas title has more prestige than the ECW WORLD(!) championship, whatever. I was seriously pulling for a Finaly or Miz win here, not that i would be disappointed with hardy winnin either. But as the match went on you could see that it was going that way, and holy mother of god yes, henry didnt win! Overall a good match, deserved to be higher on the bill though... Winner and NEW ECW Champion: Matt Hardy World Tag Team Championships Ted DiBiase Jr & Cody Rhodes (c's) Vs Chryme Time Seriously i was stoked for this match, and ill get slaughtered for it but i don't care, and ill tell you why. Firstly, its a WWE tag title match on a PPV with an actual story! next, it features two incredibly talented and entertaining teams, both with big futures ahed of them. Finnally it featured the final piece of the WWE steals from OCW saga, but i wont go into that as it is featured on the latest episode of The Reactor, which I will get too later in this lecture.....and it is a lecture. Anyway i think that right team won Rhodes and DiBiase are the serious future of the WWE, I hope the program with Chryme Time continues, just so i can hear the start of their music :). Winners and STILL World Tag Team Champions: Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr Unsanctioned Match Chris Jericho Vs Shawn Michaels Seriously.....If you touched this feud you would get burned, it is red hot. This is by far the FotY so far, and with the happenings later in the night this looks to go the distance. As for the actual match, I think it was done well, it was brutal but not the over the top oh my god look at all the blood brutal, more the brutal internal battle HBK had over how to punish Y2J, absolute gold idea, pulled off to perfection. Winner: Shawn Michaels WWE Championship Scramble Match Triple H © Vs Jeff Hardy Vs MVP Vs Shelton Benjamin Vs The Brian Kendrick Now on paper this on didn't look too strong, a friend of mine said "why didn't they just book HHH Vs Hardy for the WWE title and have the other three triple threat for the US title", my answer after striking him very hard was " How else do you expect them to creat new main eventers?". I think this was the point of this match, putting two solid mid carders with a unknown quantity with two established main eventers that garner the big reactions. This match i believe will help Kendric finally get a solid place now with his new status in the singles area, MVP and Benji i think could of done with actually being interim champions during the match because it was kinda quiet for those two. In the end i thought the ending was weird with hard trying to cover benjamin rather than break up the pin with HHH, but there ya go, we could either be seeing a HHH Vs Hardy at No Mercy or HHH Vs The Brian Kendric......ok maybe not, but seriously could you imagine! Winner & STILL WWE Champion: Triple H WWE Divas Championship Michelle McCool © Vs Maryse Boobs..... Winner and STILL WWE Boo..Divas Champion: Michelle McCool World Heavywieght Championship Scramble Match Batista Vs JBL Vs Kane Vs Rey Mesterio Vs ???? Ok so hand up saw the end of this one comin? Thats right none of you douchebags. Hats off to the WWE for this one. But again the minuet you saw Jericho drag his battered ass down the ramp, you knew he would steal the W. but then again this is exactly what Raw needed, CM Punks rep isn't exactly hurt because he never lost the championship, which is again two good things. Also it will be interesting to see if the stigma of Jericho's first reign with the Undisputed Championship has been forgotten or will this one end up that same way. And of course next week on Raw is the cage rematch, which will no doubt feature an appearance by HBK, Orton, and Priceless. If it will signal the continue of the Y2J reign or the return to the Punk era will yet to seen. Winner and NEW World Heavywieght Champion: Chris Jericho Overall I think it was a solid PPV but if they can keep it rolling will be the real test. Reactor Smeactor So I make my first post in a while and the majority of the posts all were asking for a new episode of The Reactor, so me and my Snuggle cakes, Mr Montpelier got together and we did lunch and we agreed to a new episode of the show. It has been recorded just needing the right edits, so the wait is almoost over. Spore Smores...wait that one works... So I picked up the new EA/Maxis game from the anti-christ that created the series of games that I despise so much, The Sims. But i wont get started on that. Spore however is a work of pure genius, from the very outset every single one of your actions will have ramifications in every singe one of the proceeding stages of your species evolution. Carnivore, means that you will be more weapons based in later evolutions, Herbivore? means you will be more of a diplomatic species in the late evolutions. it is possible to be an amalgam of the two which means you get a mixture of the two later on, excelling at neither side. The game is split into five stages, Cellular, Creature, Tribal, Civilization and Space ages. the latter one being a near never ending age with apparently over 20000 planets and systems to explore, I have been boldly to.....3.....gravy I may be here for a while. This is one i highly recommend, If you don't get it.....your a homo. Thats is for this edition, my final thoughts.... ............... SIONARA!
  12. So apparently I'm brining sexy back, dunno how but apparently I am. So how long has it been? Ages since my last proper "article", the quote marks are the for a reason, a reason you'll discover if you read any of my "articles". For those new to this, it is my little bit of venting for everything and anything, so lets get down to it. Take me down to paradise city So Burnout Paradise was released last week, I took delivery of said destructive driving experience(not my words) last week, and i have to say me likeie! I was never a fan of the past Burnout titles but the free roam feature was a bit too much for me to resist, so i checked out the demo and i thought it worked quite well. SO lemme break it down for you. The game has 5 different mission types, accessible at nearly every set of traffic lights, these include: Marked man, where you must evade complete destruction from 2-3 other drivers from the lights to one of the 8 compass point destinations. Road Rage, where you need to reach a target number of takedowns of other drivers. Race, exactly what it says on the tin. Stunt Run, where you have to reach a target score by boosting, grabbing air, drifting and rolling. Plus finally Burning routes, there is a burning route for each of the 75 cars in the game, win the route you get an upgraded version of the car plus points on your licence. On the subject of the latter, licences are essentially levels, from learner all the way up to Burnout driving licenses, to upgrade a level you have to complete a set amount of missions each level needing more wins and the missions getting harder by uppin the intelligence of your adversaries and upping the amount of civilian traffic for you to crash into. There is more to this game but i wont talk any more about it, you must get this game if not anything for the online muliplayer which is outstanding. Lets get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...etc So I decided to order the Rumble on sunday, gotta say it was a great PPV. Lets break it down: Ric Flair def MVP The whole "every singles match is a career threating match" thing is absolute gold, if not a bit predictable. There is no way that he will lose on TV or any PPV except for mania. So it was pretty much a given that he would beat MVP. The bigger question over this match was how good would it be, considering who was in it i had some high expectations, MVP has got WHC by mania 25 written all over him, but my past record on predicting world champs isnt that stellar so take my predictions for what you will. A great match, loved the false finish with flair with the leg on the ropes, another notch on naich's belt, too bad big Dave Batista is probably going to end his career at mania. JBL def Chris Jericho via DQ This feud was seriously under rated on Raw, these guys were pretty much given little air time monday nights, but what they did with it made this feud a real beauty. We all know this is probably going to lead to a gimmick mania match between these two, possibly seeing them eliminate each other from the chamber at No Way Out. As for the Rumble match, very scrappy, but the finish and post match antics sets up for the mania match and proves that Y2J is still one of the top guys on the brand and JBL as one of the top heels (#2 of 2 top heels on Raw, sheesh) on Raw. World Heavyweight Championship Match Edge def Rey Mesterio Gotta love the MSG crowd booing rey rey, and i have to say i found myself hoping Edge would retain. Not saying i dont like rey rey but Smackdown need Edge at the top, rey rey as WHC was good one time, but not again. I like the angle with Vikkie but i just hope its not long term, keep the edgeheads in but get the bint out. As for the match, wasnt too hot on it apart from the ending, to be fair this feud wasnt given much time on SD, Edge was used alot more on ECW for the Chavo/Punk. So maybe expect CM Punk to possibly jump and challenge Edge for WHC at mania, letting umm....you know...uhh that face guy on ECW challenge Chavo....not CM Punk.....damm it i forgot Punk is the only top Face on ECW. HAH! WWE Championship Randy Orton def Jeff Hardy Ok hands up who thought Hardy would go over and win......yah just as i thought, none of you. You can hate Orton all you want, and even thought Hardy(or Harvy as that new jackass reporter called him) was going into the PPV strong, it equals one thing, more spooning between Orton and Vinnie mac. The match had so many great spots from Harv...Hardy, the ending with the supprise RKO from the twist of fate was quite good, building the RKO as the kinda new age Sweet Chin, quick and deadly. Royal Rumble Match 2008 Winner John Cena Well I know that most old school OCWers will know I'm a massive Cena mark, and not ashamed of it. So you can imagine the puddle I created when #30 rolled around and the music hit. Although on the down side, the second it hit the rumble's outcome was sealed. No way would Vinnie mac have Cena make a shock return and then go and lose. Still with what happened the next night on Raw Mania isnt neciserillay confirmed as Cena main eventing, we could see a shock in Orton retaining and Hardy/HBK winning the chamber. All things considered we should prepare for a Cena/HHH mania ME. All in all i enjoyed it but lets just see what goes down at No Way Out till we condemn mania. Writers! We don't need no god dammed writers......not So the writers strike rages on, now normal i wouldn't give to shites about this sort of thing going down in yankee land but when it affected two of my favorite shows of all time it hit my radar. The shows in question are Scrubs and Family Guy. Screw desperate slutwives and whatever other shite is being churned out. But I do see where the writers are coming from but still now the people of yankee doodle land are now being subjected to.....shudder....reality TV. The Studios need to pull their wallets out of their asses and give them the small amount that they're asking for. Well I've gone on long enough, thank you for listening and remember these final thoughts: Always remember the RPG rule, always go left Always cut the red wire Always look out for johnny the tackling althzimers patient Sionara
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