Tank

The camera pans to the announce team, speaking of a huge announcement. Something or someone seems to be coming to Turmoil, but they hand it over to their reporter in the field Jim Black Jim: Thanks guys. I'm standing outside Pennsylvania federal prison, where we've gotten reports that a former OCW superstar will be released and making a return to the ring. These reports came to us days after the well received Summercide Pay Per View aired and the excitement is mounting. Wait… wait a second… I think I see someone, yes someone's coming. Oh no… could it be? Please no… it can't Tank: Jim! Jim is that you?!? Ya came to see me on release day you son of a bitch?!? A burly man wearing a leather jacket, blue jeans, and a plain white T shirt can be seen exiting the release area. The sweat on Charlie's brow begin to pour down in a mix of fear and uncertainty. As the burly man walks forward in a prideful manner, chest puffed out putting on a bravado that OCW never really missed. Jim: T...Tank… So good to see you… The interviewer says in an almost disgusted tone. Jim: Tell us… What happened? Tank moves in, grabbing the mic from Jim. Tank: Well Jimmy boy! I guess… um well! All that champ money went to my head. I mean if I wanted it. I had it. And.. I developed a bit of a drug habit. Ya know, nothing big. Just cocaine and big dick pills, like that one guy. What the f***s his name? Jim gives a fake laugh, rolling his eyes at the ridiculous story. Tank: Long story short. I got popped during a raid and just like that bye-bye career… Jim: So now what do you plan to do? Tank: What I always planned to do. Give every mother f***er in that locker room a beatin’ they ain't ever gonna forget! And this time, I am gonna kick so much ass that no one is gonna question it! No one's gonna have anything to say! Cause Win, Lose, or Draw! You're catchin’ a beatin’!!!! With that Tank walks off and enters a taxi. Jim looks to the camera and whispers. Jim: Double check him for steroids...

Ever have your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Trance told us to Chill b, so chill b. I am.

So any constructive critism abou the Tank/Jack/Ed rp?

Cept Kass no showed and got fucked in the ass for it. Gonna do that too?

Not looking for attention, just confronting the problem. Letting you know if there is a problem we can solve it. But don't go around acting like a big shot. Yea I let for a bit. Had to move, change jobs, and yea I was burnt out. Doesn't mean I don't care, means I had a lot on my plate I needed to handle before coming back.

If it's not too much to ask, I'd like some discussion on Tank's return? How'd you guys like the rp? I know it was really long, blame Jack. Can we get some honest discussion about the rest of the show? Btw Dennis, He who will not be named huh? Dude if you're still not over that submission victory than lol you're such a diva, I mean your previous posts on this topic prove that which is hilarious. You might not wanna name me, but I'm back. I'll take your name off that title and put my name on it in a quick heartbeat. I tried to reconcile with you on multiple occasions but if you wanna be a whiny bitch, watch me end up with a title shot and take your shit.

Just wanted to say it's good to be back! Great even! It is a pleasure to be working with Jack and Ed, writing with them is a dream! I haven't been able to watch the full show so more later but yea, in the last month I've moved ,switched obs, just been super busy. I'm happy to have the clarity to get back into this. I forgot how much I missed doing this.

He wouldn't stay down damn it! I had hit him with 3 finishes and I believe he popped two Resils to stay in it. At that point, I just wanted to get on with my day so I tapped him out. Meh. It is what it is.

Charlie Burnley is outside Terminal 5 looking around for someone when that noticeable Ford Explorer rolls up, a mean looking Tank hopping out of it as it stops, cigarette in his mouth as he approaches the interviewer. Charlie: Tank! Tank! Do you mind giving us a few words? Tank looks over to Charlie, taking in a long drag before smirking a bit, his eyes still filled with anger. Tank: Words? You want some words from me? Charlie I am more pissed off than I have ever been before! To think... You can just not show up to work, still have a job, and get paid! What the f**k is this company coming too?!? Charlie: Tank... Do you mean what happened on Unleashed? Tank grumbles to himself, tossing his cigarette away, only to grab Charlie by the collar, shoving him into the wall, and lifting him up. Tank: What happened on Unleashed was a joke... Kassidy Hayes, let me tell you something. It doesn't matter who I'm slated to face. Doesn't matter if they beat me before, or they're just another rookie who need some mileage. I show up, I fight, and Win, Lose, Or Draw! I fight them with everything I have! Tank slowly lets Charlie down, wiping the dust off his jacket before grabbing the mic from him and looking towards the camera. Tank: Ya know I didn't like you before cause you're an asshole. But I never thought I made you that scared you'd actually run away. Ya know the funny thing Kass? Cause let's shoot from the hip for a second. If the last month has proved anything to this company it should be this. You're not good enough to hold any title. Tank: I mean think about it, really think about it Kass. You've held a Turmoil championship twice, and ya couldn't come out on top twice. You failed on the biggest stage of them all. It's cute to think you still think you deserve a shot at Jackson. So not only are you a failure now, but you've shown the world, the OCW universe, hell, all the boys and gals in the back that you're a p***y too. Tank laughs a bit, handing the mic back to Charlie as he moves back from the camera. Charlie: Wow... Those are fighting words... Anything to say to you're opponent on Turmoil this week? Tank: Sorry kid... You're in the wrong place, at the wrong time....

Jimmy obviously Bradley is on your side now and wants to keep you from catching another beating

I just wanna put this out there. Bray is a great competitor and I'm happy to have not only lost to him, but have him end my about month and a half streak of no loses. If anyone out there deserved to beat me, and clean, it was you Bray. You have a long time in this shit, keep this momentum going.

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Well I will formally shut the fuck up lol.