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Joe Zhivago

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Joe Zhivago last won the day on November 27 2016

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About Joe Zhivago

Biography

  • Biography
    The Prime Cut, Joe Zhivago - 100% Scottish Beef.

Location

  • Location
    Aberdeen, Scotland

Interests

  • Interests
    Cooking, reading, writing, gaming, wrestling, bushcraft etc

Occupation

  • Occupation
    Kitchen mercenary.

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    (PSN) anticitizen2501

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  1. How dare you? Nobody mops up the Prime Cut!
  2. Seb was too busy no selling my finishers!
  3. Wait, you think Joe should drown himself in a toilet? That's dark, b... dark.
  4. Read that as, "Can I have Pyra". No you can not!
  5. Yo, Bray! http://2happybirthday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/happy-belated-birthday-by-norris.jpg
  6. Those fishermen started it and were far from innocent! Racism asisde, this was a good show! I like the Hatton brothers a lot - they are the true underdogs. Loki lulling us all into a false sense of security for the win lol. You can hold your breath for five minutes huh? Was a that a Monkey Island reference by any chance? Dennis, you better have some kind of ultimate form up your sleeve, because Turmoil will never hear the end of it if you lose! Seriously though, I have faith in you bro. Any faces left on Turmoil? Careful with that Necromonicon, Leon - please let the Kindred know if you need help unlocking it's full potential. ;-) Backstage brawl between Sophia and Bertha was nicely edited. Sophia, can't you just grow an extra pair of hands so you can fight Pyra? Haven't watched all the matches yet, my tablet is struggling with the downloads.
  7. Does the audio extend past the end of the clip? If that's what you mean, you can trim the end of the track too, should be in the audio options, (trim music, I think it says). Left stick trims from the beginning and right stick trims from the end. Hope that helps! I'm sure you'll work it out anyway.
  8. Chance the Rapper always cheers me up! For extra crispiness you should delete the share factory clip at the end. Nice little hype video though!
  9. The honour is real! Marked out so hard to the Kindred promo video from a few shows ago. "Immortal fear, that voice so clear Through broken walls, that scream I heeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAR" Going to watch Lost Boys for some inspiration now. :D
  10. Scooped potatoes? How very urban.
  11. Opening segment was great and a strong way to begin the show. Try not to be so careless with your new championship, Dennis - they are expensive and Sir Henry Francis needs that part of the budget for his pyro! Really solid RP from everyone. Great to Wrex getting himself out there - your character comes across very well and I enjoyed your segment, look forward to seeing more of you. Cactus, fear not, the watering hole is great and it's awesome of you to take time to put others over. Not sure how much story I can put into my attire change, just wanted a change for the new season. (Did try to allude to it in my last promo room post.) :-) Nice surprise appearance from 5% Nation, big fan of these guys, and find them very entertaining Madison defeats Pyra, grrrr. Main event was a solid match. Nearly had a heart attack when Dennis actually landed the cous de grace (to the ringside, no less). Shame you didn't get the win Jackson, but you still looked strong in defeat. At least JackMo gets to ride his quad bike, whereas Dennis doesn't get to ride Madison. Ed's return was pretty scary - I fucking love all this supernatural shit. Hoping for some resident evil style, “Nemesis” moments where someone is cutting a promo backstage and Ed comes crashing through a wall to mess their shit up! Sorry if you didn't get a mention, I suck at writing these reviews and would really just be repeating what others have already said. Overall, really enjoyed the show and it was a good start to the new season! Onwards and upwards Turmoil!
  12. There is a short segment missing, with Joe arriving, oh well.
  13. http://i64.tinypic.com/2mq9amo.jpgJoe had taken his bashed up old campervan off the road and into a thick secluded forest. He didn't even know where he was going and he'd been driving for months, ever since his crushing and humiliating defeat at the hands of Big Ed. Eventually, Joe managed to start a campfire and after tending to it for a little while, the flames began reaching up to caress the starry night's sky. Joe Zhivago stared pensively into the fire before taking his black leather jacket off. It was his only jacket; Joe never understood what everyone's problem with it was. He turned it round and read the words inked on the back: “Made in Scotland”. He shook his head, Madison was right, it was a little crusty and smelly. He held the jacket out towards the fire when he heard a familiar, deep voice. Familiar voice: Hey, you're not burning that - you'll regret it! Haven't you set enough fires recently? Joe winced, thinking back on when he destroyed his Uncle Johnny's club in a fire. What was he thinking? But Ed had pushed him over the edge - attacking Johnny with the help of his gang, leaving him in hospital. Familiar voice: Where the hell are you going anyway? Joe frowned, it was a good question, but he didn't have an answer, so he sighed instead. Familiar voice: How are you supposed to get revenge, out here in the middle of nowhere? Joe was still holding his jacket in front of him, his grip tightened. He wished he could make Big Ed suffer, make the Club suffer. Familiar voice: You just need to man the hell up, go back there and kick them in their stupid faces… And please buy some new gear - that singlet of yours is stinkin’, disgraceful, have some pride… Joe made a mocking face: Alright, Dad… Perhaps all the time alone had made him a little crazy or maybe he was talking to a ghost. It didn't matter, the ghost was right - although he hadn't noticed the stink… Joe carried his jacket back to the van, carefully folded it up and laid it down gently on the passenger seat. He made sure the fire was out before returning to his van and starting the engine - it wouldn't be long before he'd see the sky lit up by the lights of New York City - hopefully he had enough gas to get him there. Joe frowned.
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