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Edward the 18th

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  1. Mine nameth is Edward Dongshanks the 18th, robb'd but rightful heir to the English throne. hath not mine kingdom becometh a dreadful placeth absent mine leadeth'rship? our "monarchy" poses f'r p'rtraitures as a pathetic parliment continues to pand'r to the desires of west'rn democratic enemies of our state! Online Championship Wrestling, i hast cometh h're f'r one simple reasoneth. . . to cleaneth house and saveth OCW. to be thy savi'r! waiteth, saveth it from what? certes thou asketh! leteth me explaineth. the ranks of thy 'rganization is fill'd with unclean blood. not only is that filthy pest Scot Jimmy Henry gaining clout, but anon he's being join'd by anoth'r rodent. . . anoth'r pathetic scot pos'r, this Joe Zhivago. i've heard early ramblings of some "tartan army". as if folks shouldst be intimidat'd by a bunch of grumpy cowards weilding skirts. that's what the hell i'm h're to saveth thou from ocw! if this weakness remaines uncleansed, thy ranks will continueth to be tarnish'd throughout all of timeth. in 500, 1000 years. . . doeth thou wanteth the fruits of thy loin and lab'r to be fill'd with strong, good-looking men and distaff? if so, joineth me. are thou fearful of a future wh're thy great-great grandchildren's blood hath been muddied, diluted? if so, joineth me. do thou fancyeth the thought of being responsible f'rmany upcoming gen'rations being fill'd with soulless, ugly ging'rs? if not, joineth me. make nay mistaketh. i wanteth to be cleareth in wherefore i'm h're. i careth not f'r cater-cousins, i doth not needeth them. i careth not f'r popularity, i can buyeth that. i c'rtainly careth not f'r thy silly "championship gold". i hast real gold, and plenty of it! i'm h're f'r blood. i'm h're f'r genocide. i'm h're to continueth a family tradition & finish what m're than 10 gen'rations of mine family hast been w'rking on. . . the ext'rmination of the scots. eith'r geteth out of the way, die, 'r joineth me. Jimmy Henry, Joe Zhivago. . . 'tis best thou be on thy way anon. just liketh so many gen'rations of filth hast bef're. . . just puteth down thy pride, turneth ov'r thy women, and runeth aroint. just liketh so many of their gen'rations bef're, i'm sure they'd pref'r to joineth me.
  2. I've hadst all of this outrageous drivel I can stomach. 100% Scottish beef curtains, perhaps. These two Scots (worse, a Scot and a poser) art weaknesses in OCW, genetic impurities... thee act in unity and pride for thy homeland? Pride for Scotland? HA! Truely a first! Who could act in pride for such a worthless home?
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