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Karim TGO

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Karim TGO last won the day on November 24 2011

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About Karim TGO

Biography

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    Geo's non-imaginary girlfriend

Location

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    Miami

Interests

  • Interests
    Sleep, TV, making fun of Cena

Occupation

  • Occupation
    Pretty boring

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  1. Hit this a piece late... As Euro's most infamous OCW performer, Cheers OCW! Suck me beautiful.
  2. Karim laughs at your pocket change! Good desk though!
  3. oh dear... no I think you've misunderstood what I've said... you're first promo, you didn't say anything english, there was someone speaking on your behalf... all u said was "artah" or something. Then suddenly u were english in other promos... that's what I was asking you. Stop crying.
  4. *The scene opens, with a door saying " ✰✰✰Auditions✰✰✰ " The door opens and Karim is seen sitting at his ivory desk.* http://www.newhairstyles.tk/resimler/cristiano-ronaldo-new-hairstyles-styles2010-1.jpg Karim: Send in the first one... *A petite girl enters with a worried look on her face* Karim: Mrs..... Phillips? Thanks for coming today... and last night, *wink-wink* . But any way, business is business... Now, we both know there are some jobs you are very good at but tell me, what makes you think you have what it takes to be MY vallet? http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/EdgeworthInv1/1-2birdie-yayd.gif Mrs Phillips: Well sir, I um... I'm like totally your biggest fan, when you approached me last night at the bar, well um... I pretended I didn't know who you were, but really I've been following your work for quite some time now... hee hee. *Karim stares blankly* Karim: Wait... you're telling me, that you lied? You lied to get all up on *takes a breath* DEEEEEEEZ NUUUUHHHHTS!? Karim doesn't deal with mark arse fan girls like yourself... *Mrs. Phillips becomes nervous* http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/EdgeworthInv1/1-2birdie-sadd.gif Mrs Phillips: I... um... I'm sorry , I thought that this would have been the best way to get the j... Karim: Oh!!! "I theh this wed beh the best weh to geh the..." Get the fuck out of my office... This isn't an audition to be my fucking groupie. If i wanted someone to travel around with me, cradling my balls in their mouth, I'd have called one of the OCW ring rats. *Mrs. Phillips leaves the office in tears* Karim: And brush your teeth! Next!!!
  5. Excuse me if I'm wrong here... but I've read your 5 back to back promos which all seem to take place within a day. You're first promo had a translator, you had a manager/mouth piece talking for you, now your character speaks perfect English? Well nearly... "Whole" not "Hole" =)
  6. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/17/article-1035875-01FA1C9300000578-448_468x647.jpg *Karim is seen on his crutches at The Green Hornet movie premier. As he walks down the red carpet he is questioned by paparazzi and press.* Press: Karim, what did you think of the movie? *Karim's agent whispers in his ear* Karim: Um... it was great... Seth Rogen is an unbelievable actor -_-. Press: So you would recommend this to all your fans out there? Karim: ... Press: Would you? Karim: Oh you know what, fuck it... NO! I wouldn't recommend this movie to Hitler during the Holocaust! The biggest piece of never ending dross I have ever watched in my life! Hell, the only reason I'm even here is because my agent is wanting to promote my return to the ring... which might I add, will not be happening any time soon due to my sever ankle injury. Press: Karim, some people are questioning the legitimacy of this "injury" Karim: You know what, I have nothing to prove here, I'm here, wasting my time, talking to you cocaroaches. *Seth Rogen walks past* Seth: Hey Karim! Nice to meet you man, I'm a big fan. Karim: Fuck you Seth! I wish I could say the same. You've wasted my fucking night... I'm missing Elton John's birthday party for this... do you know the amount of ironic pussy there is at that place? You are a terrible actor, you have nothing worth watching... and Funny People, sucked donkey balls. *Seth Rogen stares blankly as Karim's agent hold his eyes in embarrassment* Karim: Jessica! Jessica Alba!!! What's up baby! *Karim walks away as the camera fades*
  7. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5UM01ApsbxE/TO-vVxz-iKI/AAAAAAAAH88/Vc86FzLgiuk/s1600/cristiano_ronaldo_shorts.JPG *Scene opens with Karim leaving the tanning Salon on crutches. Recording himself with his Mac Book Pro, he streams a message for OCW* Karim: Hello OCW... It's me again. As you can see, I have been cursed with yet another injury. *Karim points the camera down onto his ankle which appears to be in an unnecessarily thick cast* Karim: I know! It's awful! It happened on the way to the contract signing. The damn marble flooring at OCW-HQ was so slippery and caused me to slip, leaving sever damage on my ankle. Doctors don't know how long it's going to take to heal. Now I know, this may disappoint alot of my fans, hell nobody is as disappointed as I am. I know this must look like me trying to duck the competition, I assure you this couldn't be further from the truth. I would like to appologise to my fans in the OCW lockeroom, I know you guys were all so excited to see me, but I guess its going to have to wait. Sorry guys, I'll keep you all posted on my progress. *Karim puts the laptop on the table, not realising the stream is still on. He throws his crutches on the floor and walks over to the receptionist at the counter, with an extra skip in his step* Receptionist: What was all that about? Karim: That? Oh, nothing, just had to take some time from work. Receptionist: But you're fine? What's with the crutches? Karim: What's with all the fucking questions? Now, I hear you guys do "full" body massages... *winks* *The Receptionist has a look of disgust on her face* Receptionist: Sir, I think you need to leave, I'm a married woman, I have no interest in servicing you. Karim: You know what, I'm sorry, I was out of line... Can I make it up to you bytaking you for dinner? *The Receptionist stares blankly* Karim: That a no? OK, well I'm off, your loss sweetheart. *Karim walks out of the salon* Receptionist: Sir! You forgot your things. Karim: Shit! My laptop, god, don't want people getting their filthy paws on that now do we? Receptionist: ...and your crutches sir? Karim: Oh... those, you keep em, i don't need them. *Karim walks out the salon with a smile on his face*
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  9. Karim TGO

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    http://static.actustar.com/img/photos/big/6993-cristiano_ronaldo.jpg *Karim is seen leaving the Claridge's hotel in London, with fans and press waiting outside. The Press are bombarding with questions.* Press: Karim! Karim! When are you returning to OCW! Press: Karim! What are your thoughts on the new Rookies of OCW! Press: Karim What are your......... *Karim tries to ignore The Press and get to his Aston Martin V12 Vantage but is blocked by fans and paparazzi* Karim: Excuse me, sorry, coming through, sorry, excuse me. *Camera flashes and constant questions are distracting Karim from being able to leave* Press: Karim! Why did you leave? Press: Karim! Do you feel like the competition is too much for you? Press: Karim! Is your injury legitimate? Press: Karim! Are you afraid of the OCW Wrestlers? *Karim reaches his car but has to double take after what he has just been asked. He slams his car door and approaches The Press* Karim: Afraid? Afraid of what? The nobodies who I used to single handedly deal with on a weekly basis? I think alot of people have forgotten just exactly what I am capable of! And those of you who are asking whether or not this injury is legit can simply fuck off. I gave alot to OCW, I have had 3 slipped disks in my spinal column, 2 broken collar bones, a brain hemmorage, 2 shoulder operations and about 75 stitches in all the time I started competing in OCW. Believe me, I gave alot more for that company than they EVER gave me! *The Press proceed to ask more questions* Karim: You ask me if I am afraid of the competition and if i feel like the new rookies have anything for me to feel intimidated by. Believe me bucco! It's gonna take alot more than a few flashing lights and a bunch of skulls on the OCW Titantron, for me to even be slightly fazed by any of those chichimen! These little kids are going to realise that they are going to have to do alot more than produce a few little videos and promos about them being bff's with lucifer and satan. Press: But all you've done in the last year is cut promos about you and your money. *The other Press begin to laugh* Karim: *smirks* Heh, you know what, it's funny you say that, because I am on my way to the airport right now, you see, I have a flight booked to New York and over in the Big Apple, is a piece of paper with a number "7" ending in six zeros and below that is a dotted line, just waiting to be graced with Karim's gorgeous calligraphic signature. *The Press become silent and look in shock* Karim: These promo's, these rookies, these young little Buccos who are stepping up the ladder have become apart of something great but believe me... They aint seen nothin' yet... This interview is over gentlemen. *Karim walks away from the press and drives away, as the camera fades*
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  11. Jay... you are one cool mother fucker.
  12. Debateable... Ronaldo is so much more of an impact player, he has that presence that Messi doesn't, and he is THE MAN of his team, penalties, free kicks, he can head the ball well, he's strong as well as quick. Messi get's into position well but i don't think he has the same impact on a game as Ronaldo.
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