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Drago and Mugen are shown sitting down in the Lord of the Lariat’s lair, in Mugen’s mancave/laboratory where he messes about with interdimensional matters. Drago reads a list of some sort with the P3 Bonanza logo on top of it.

 

Drago: Sed we can’t get guest for September Bonanza.

 

Mugen: What do you think of the guest list? I think we’ve got some heavy hitters for next season.

 

Drago: Is good….But we need someone to really spice things up, you know? With next season, we need to make thing bigger. Better. Badder.

 

Mugen strokes his chin.

 

Mugen: But who old sport?

 

Drago: We need someone who is…..Worldwide.

 

Mugen whispers to himself "wooorldwiiiiide" and looks up at Drago giving him a blank expression.

 

Mugen: Old sport. I’ve endured heavy therapy and meditation. Rarely does a kind, caring gentleman like me even get close to annoyed…..But I really don’t think having HIM would be a good idea.

 

Drago: Why? He can bring his friend too. What his name? Dale? Who Dale?

 

Mugen: No! It’s Dah-Lay. It’s not a person, it's a lifestyle. Sometimes you just wanna dale. It's a catc-

 

Mugen is cut off by the sound of his monitor unexpectedly turning on and the horrifying image of…..a block man? Upon further inspection, it’s the same retro-looking villain that caused Drago to get put into county jail.

 

Fake Drago: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hey, remember me???

 

Drago stands from his seat.

 

Drago: I seen you before. You’re the a****** on TV.

 

Fake Drago: You should still be in jail! Why you no there???

 

Drago: I dunno, why you still not in your shet video game?

 

Fake Drago growls and clenches his cube fists.

 

Fake Drago: I will expose you in front of whole world!!! You just have to find me.

 

Mugen: How?

 

Fake Drago: Riddle me this, BUBBA. Biggest party of summer is over. But season is not done. Only one more show remain….It will be unforgettable fun!!!

 

Drago sits back down and sighs.

 

Drago: He think we’re stupid. Is not worth it.

 

Mugen: You were going on about our guests?

 

Drago: Ah yes….

 

Fake Drago: REEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

An incensed Fake Drago shakes his arms, not knowing what to do.

 

Fake Drago: Fine then! You not wanna FACK with me? I’m just….Uh…..

 

Mugen and Drago continue to ignore the two-dimensional idiot.

 

Drago: Maybe I’m thinking we get someone like….

 

Fake Drago: That’s it! I’m gonna turn your family to block person like me!!!!

 

Drago stops his conversation, looking to the side.

 

Mugen: Old sport…..

 

Drago: You know. Maybe we have one last guest for Bonanza this season after all.

 

Drago stands up from his chair again and leaves the room. Mugen follows suit.

 

Fake Drago: Hey! Where you go? Uh oh…...

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