Riot 566 - Clash Go Home Show!

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More of a character review than rp or match.

Where Rusty currently stands makes him far more interesting than he was before. I liked and wish that his run would have gone longer because as this villain that didn’t recognize his own danger from within was entertaining. But since Ant lost his smile the group has really lost direction. Congrats to Danny, but it is nowhere near a threatening group anymore, but that just means the individual members need to evolve. It wouldn’t be fair to claim that Rusty is in a worse spot, but he is in an unexpected spot where I feel sympathetic.

H2Green is...an awkward pairing. Seemingly brought on by necessity to create challengers for LC, I can’t say I love it. Doc is a champion, if he wins do we not just have the same issues as before with a character holding two titles? Do our midcards and lowcards truly not understand that we NEED challengers to the tag titles and if you don’t have anything going on then throw your hat in.

You’re right Jake, Valk is not a grown woman. Very sad. Still. Terra stop being preachy, just suck it up, buttercup. Oh wait. The monologue makes me dislike her more. Good job.

Always good to see a P3 Segment that has a purpose. Emp selling the fuck out of the chamber. I guess if I had to question who would be the best to carry forward I have to say that Emp work ethic suggests she can do it, but the great appeal of Emp is the freedom she has. Thicc Emp is funny and different. The qualities of unappealing are not often explored. Emp is a sandwich away from Thicc to Fat.

UAE seems to be dead on their feet. Like, what the hell guys? Are you committing to an idea or not?

Congrats to Cort for getting some rub again and I like Jehst without hair. Necessary to freshen up and hey, look, putting something on the line and following through is great! Right Mantis?

Stop fat shaming!

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Damn sure going to miss Nate!

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Stop fat shaming!

The irony