The Clash 2022

[Mr.Sensation]

The Last FREEMIUM LIVEISH EVENT of 2022

[Mr.Sensation]

Our contribution.

[Christian Garcia]

I'm tired and deeply depressed, so it's time for a review.

Jasmin/Debbie. I was shocked that Jake wanted to work with me on this. I procrastinated on it a lot. I had the program with Flojo, then the thing with Ashley, but it was worth it. It was a genuinely fun story to tell, for me as a person and for Jasmin as a character, and I feel like I've come a long way. Thank you, Jake, for being great.

P3. It's P3. It's funny and the dick on a stick joke made me chuckle a bit.

Owen/Parca. Good enough. Wasn't expecting this stip but fair enough. Went a little long, Parca continues his trend of getting MURDAAA'D by big meaty men. Looking forward to where Owen goes from here with the championship. Please keep the black strap. I think it looks nice.

John/"Aries" promo. I don't know what the point of this was. Aries as a character is apparently dead, until he isn't, I suppose, never say 'die', but this promo just feels... off. Weird. Like a lot of the stuff John has done lately. I don't get it. In before 'Dick Rider'.

Marisa/Amber. Match went too long. Other than that, great stuff. Ry worked hard to get me to care about both of his matches. He succeeded. Great match, right woman won.

Claudio/Tre. Claudio experiment successful. Don't leave, Tre. This was a great feud thanks to you two, and that means both of you. Everyone has an off night on the sticks. Don't beat yourself up over it. One of my favorite feuds going into the PPV, two of my favorite ppl going out of it. Thanks for all your hard work.

I love Melon.

Hito/Horse. Brutal. Enjoyed all of it. Just a grody, nasty fight and I had a blast. Thank you both. Mildly racist Horse is still funny. Looking forward to seeing where they both go from here.

Women's title. Less surprised at the cash in and more that Furi lost. Sky's the limit for Harri and Mujera both. Wouldn't mind seeing them run it back on TV or another ppv. Great stuff from both of them.

Jackmo return. Cool. Stomp Hanzo's 'rooky' ass for me and Jake please. Great stuff. Hanzo is appreciated.

Reese vs. Nate. Good match. A little clunky at times, but never felt taken out of it. Shocked that Reese lost, but good for Nate for holding on and hanging tough. Jae emotionally terrorized.

Colin vs. H2O. In hindsight, match of the night. Gutted Colin couldn't pull it off. He hurt Harvey bad. Never seen Harv so desparate for the win. Made him work fr. Excited too see where Colin goes and who challenges Harv. No idea who it could be. Mind telling me Maxx is going for round two but I could be wrong.

Kass vs. Quartz. Shockingly close, great match, loved that Kass got the first fall to make Jay sweat. Good fucking shit. Had a blast.

Great show. Thanks for the awesome birthday gift. Merry christmas, enjoy your break, hope you enjoyed my contributions as much as I did yours. More to come.